2015 Archive: The Technicality

Why did the lawyer sue the “Leap Second” (June 2015)? For “unauthorized extension of a billable minute without prior client consent.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Pixel_Addict07/30/2007 16:35LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Encarta_User07/21/1995 18:50I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Winamp_Playlist12/15/2009 23:05Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/01/2008 01:39I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Karate_Kid_Wax08/09/2001 09:35Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Keyboard_Cat_P06/28/1996 06:21Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Shut_Up_Money06/14/2004 20:47Shut up and take my laughter!

@Safari_Surfer01/15/1996 03:52A wild laugh appeared!