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2009 Legacy: Star Trek (Reboot)

 Why was Chris Pine so young? Because in 2009, J.J. Abrams decided that the best way to save the galaxy was with lens flares and a very attractive crew.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad12/24/2007 07:48Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ09/04/1999 19:19Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Zoolander_Blue04/04/1998 02:16Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Baywatch_Runner04/22/1997 22:04Laughing in slow motion right now!
@CSS_Master_9906/11/2015 16:14Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Judge_Dredd_Law05/29/2001 11:36I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Distracted_Boy11/17/1996 14:33Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

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