Why was Chris Pine so young? Because in 2009, J.J. Abrams decided that the best way to save the galaxy was with lens flares and a very attractive crew.
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🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
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2024 Classic: The Acolyte
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2024 Classic: Caitlin Clark
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.