Why did we drop them? To provide the locals with free toilet paper and a very colorful warning.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.