Why were all the office clocks at 00:00? The intern was practicing for the “big crash.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2024 Classic: The Rabbit R1 Reality
Why was the boss talking to a small orange square? He bought a "Handheld AI" to replace his phon... read more »
Why was the boss talking to a small orange square? He bought a "Handheld AI" to replace his phon... read more »
2. 2009 Legacy: The Up Movie Quote
Why did the manager call us "Squirrel!"? Because he has the attention span of a Pixar dog during... read more »
Why did the manager call us "Squirrel!"? Because he has the attention span of a Pixar dog during... read more »
3. 2019 Legacy: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the "Core i9" was trying to play "Old Town Road" in 8K.Part of... read more »
Why was the desk smoking? Because the "Core i9" was trying to play "Old Town Road" in 8K.Part of... read more »
4. 2001 Vintage: The Desktop Clean-up Wizard
Why was the employee offended? The computer told him he hadn't used his "Work" folder in 60 days... read more »
Why was the employee offended? The computer told him he hadn't used his "Work" folder in 60 days... read more »
5. 2010 Classic: The “Uptown Funk” Pre-hype
Why was the office radio so funky? Because 2010 was the year we started preparing for the brass ... read more »
Why was the office radio so funky? Because 2010 was the year we started preparing for the brass ... read more »
6. 2024 Archive: The iPhone 16 “Camera Control”
Why was the boss sliding his finger on the side of his phone? He was trying to "zoom into the fu... read more »
Why was the boss sliding his finger on the side of his phone? He was trying to "zoom into the fu... read more »
7. 2020 Vintage: The USB “UV Sterilizer”
Why was the phone in a box? Because 2020 was the year we tried to "microwave" the germs off our ... read more »
Why was the phone in a box? Because 2020 was the year we tried to "microwave" the germs off our ... read more »
8. 2013 Vintage: The Vine “Do it for the Vine”
Why did the employee jump over the desk? He was doing it for the Vine, but he ended up in HR.Par... read more »
Why did the employee jump over the desk? He was doing it for the Vine, but he ended up in HR.Par... read more »
9. 2010 Archive: The Digital Camera “Smile Detection”
Why was the dad making a weird face? He was trying to trick the camera into thinking he was "Joy... read more »
Why was the dad making a weird face? He was trying to trick the camera into thinking he was "Joy... read more »
10. 1997 Classic: The Harry Potter Start
Why did the intern bring a wand to work? He heard a "wizard" was needed to fix the network conne... read more »
Why did the intern bring a wand to work? He heard a "wizard" was needed to fix the network conne... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2002-06-24 ARCHIVE_LOG]Toy_Story_Buzz: To infinity and beyond hilarious!
[1997-11-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]StarWars_Nerd: The farce is strong with this one!
[1995-12-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Geocities_Neighbor: Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
[2001-02-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Napster_Leech: Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
[1998-08-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hotmail_Checker: Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
[2004-10-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sailor_Moon_Cry: In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
[2014-04-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]Fat_Bastard_Get: Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
[2001-10-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Distracted_Boy: Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
[2006-02-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Animated_Mail_G: The spinning envelope told me to come here.
[2013-10-20 ARCHIVE_LOG]Charlie_Unicorn: We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
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