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1996 Archive: The Corporate Ladder

 Why does a lawyer wear more expensive shoes than the judge? Because he has to run away from the truth much faster.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pi_Mathematics01/05/2012 22:26Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Hellboy_Red02/03/1997 13:32I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Donny_V_ShutUp03/13/2003 03:54Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Rick_Roller_0711/14/2003 06:15Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Success_Kid_Win08/12/2012 21:11Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

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