2005 Archive: The Hostal Fear

I’m never going to Europe. Or staying in a hotel. Or meeting new people.

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/26/2010 19:16Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Walter_Sobchak10/06/2013 03:54Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Magic_SchoolBus10/16/2001 20:21Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Party_On_Garth01/11/1995 10:31I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@LonelyGirl15_F08/04/2005 22:22Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Retweet_King11/16/2008 20:51RT if you think this is funny!