2021 Classic: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Post-Pandemic Shred’.” “Weight loss?” “No, I’m just shredding my sweatpants and buying real jeans.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

@ICQ_Master9901/10/2014 21:32Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Zelda_Link11/29/2008 19:09It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@QuickTime_Viewer06/24/2010 07:48Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione09/10/2003 03:30It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Donnie_Darko_8803/18/1998 14:59Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/05/2000 15:14I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Evil_Kermit_M01/26/1996 16:50Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.