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2003 Classic: The Alarm Clock

 She says my alarm clock is “audacious” for thinking I have somewhere important to go.

Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A husband and wife
A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom: "He fought w...read more »
1997 Joke: My Dog Bit My
My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »
1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »
56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone” Edition
In 2004, the social media revolution began, and the "Snap" of a f...read more »
65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, we all learned how to bake sourdough bread, wash our gro...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition
In 2010, the world learned that we didn't just want iPhones; we w...read more »
My wife said: ‘Can my mother...
My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »
My mother-in-law was so mean she...
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »
Do you know, my mother-in-law has...
Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »

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68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior01/23/1997 04:22I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@PowerRanger_Red07/11/2015 16:57It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Pirate_Bay_9912/26/2004 03:25Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Reservoir_Joe09/01/2008 01:35Professional humor for professional people.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro01/18/2007 15:48Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Magic_SchoolBus11/05/1998 19:31Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Delicious_Links06/21/1995 17:27Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Railgun_Sniper04/22/2007 05:08I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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