2003 Archive: The Lime

I’m in the “limelight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "recycling" old 2024 memes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I’m "grating" on the AI’s circuits.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

@Doom_Guy04/23/2009 13:13Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Y2K_Ready06/19/2011 03:08If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Lord_Of_The_Rings10/18/2001 18:05One joke to rule them all!

@Unix_Wizard04/18/2013 09:27sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@HTML_Hacker12/11/2004 14:23<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Bluetooth_Bot07/30/2006 22:38Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax10/17/2009 04:23I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Goonies_Never_D08/03/2015 00:49Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Afk_For_Laughs06/13/1995 06:03Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.