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2003 Vintage: The Coalition of the Willing

Why was it called that? Because “The United States, The UK, and Anyone Else Who Wants a White House Invitation” was too long for a press release.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid12/26/2008 12:23Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Zip_Drive_Owner01/01/2010 22:23Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@N64_GoldenEye03/11/2015 14:49Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Friends_Lover07/29/2014 10:27Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Spice_Girl_Posh02/22/2012 22:09Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Bluetooth_Bot11/25/2009 17:24Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Sion_Partier05/27/2010 13:29The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Space_Background11/28/2010 21:24The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Delicious_Links07/08/2014 19:59Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Tablet_User_1008/27/2007 23:57Tapping my way to a good mood.

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