2023 Vintage: Lana Del Rey
Why was she at Waffle House? Because in 2023, the most “Lana” thing to do was serve coffee in a uniform instead of going to… Read More »2023 Vintage: Lana Del Rey
2022 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
2021 Vintage: The HBO Max
Dune, Matrix, Sopranos prequel… I told her we’re never leaving the house again. She said, “We never left in 2020, what’s the difference?” Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2021 Vintage: The HBO Max
2021 Classic: The Suez Canal Block
Why did the clerk use a giant ship as an excuse for being late? “I’m not lazy, boss; my productivity is just stuck in the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Suez Canal Block
2020 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Anywhere 3”
Why was the accountant so happy? He could scroll on his bedsheet while “working” from his duvet. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Anywhere 3”
2020 Legacy: The “Social Distancing” Stick
Why did world leaders look like they were playing a game of tag? Because seeing the G7 leaders standing 6 feet apart made them look… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Social Distancing” Stick
2019 Classic: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Influencer”? He was afraid they would try to “collab” with the prosecution for more followers. Part of the 48… Read More »2019 Classic: The Jury Selection
2019 Legacy: The “Green Book” Controversy
Why did it win Best Picture? To prove that in 2019, Hollywood still loves a road trip movie where everyone learns a lesson while eating… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Green Book” Controversy
2019 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Telegram’. Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis”… Read More »2019 Classic: The Referral
2019 Legacy: The “30-50 Feral Hogs” Tweet
Why did this become a meme? Because in 2019, the best defense for semi-automatic weapons was a hypothetical army of radioactive pigs in a rural… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “30-50 Feral Hogs” Tweet