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2019 Classic: The Referral

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘Telegram’.

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X09/07/2001 04:05Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@T9_Texter07/29/2003 03:024-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Diablo_Cow_Level08/03/1998 02:49There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Baywatch_Runner04/06/1995 18:54Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Donny_V_ShutUp02/26/2014 23:39Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy04/16/2013 11:55That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Search_Scout_9906/12/2009 05:44Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Evolution_Dance08/30/2009 06:18The history of humor in one post.
@Wall_Post_Hero11/24/2011 08:24Posting this to my own wall right now!

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