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2023 Vintage: Lana Del Rey

 Why was she at Waffle House? Because in 2023, the most “Lana” thing to do was serve coffee in a uniform instead of going to a red carpet.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer01/06/2014 23:57Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Lion_King_Simba12/23/2004 04:06Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Msdos_Expert10/10/2015 21:06DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Motherboard_Max09/08/2013 11:21This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Zip_Drive_Owner04/28/2009 19:18Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Steve-O_Wild11/17/2009 12:10Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Heathers_Winona04/29/2010 21:46Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

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