Dune, Matrix, Sopranos prequel… I told her we’re never leaving the house again. She said, “We never left in 2020, what’s the difference?”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!