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2017 Classic: Get Out

 Why were we all stirring our tea so carefully? Because Jordan Peele taught us that a silver spoon and a teacup were the scariest things in suburbia.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User10/20/2013 07:24I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Vaporwave_Original02/24/1999 13:55Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Celebrity_DM09/16/2009 11:38Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Yugioh_Duelist02/11/2008 01:03You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Banner_Exchange10/08/2008 10:51Click my banner for more laughs!
@Safari_Surfer05/13/2010 11:56A wild laugh appeared!

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