Why did the clerk use a giant ship as an excuse for being late? “I’m not lazy, boss; my productivity is just stuck in the Suez Canal like the Ever Given!”
Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The 2021 “Great Resignation & NFTs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)
74 Office Groaners: The 2020 "Social Distancing" Edition
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2025 Legacy: The MySpace "Resurrection"
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The Corporate Slang
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The LinkedIn Update
When your social media profile is more successful than your actua...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI "Self-Correction"
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The Commute Struggle
The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "You're on Mute" (Year 6)
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2025 Classic: The AI "Hallucination" Insurance
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83 Office Groaners: The 2010 "iPad & Inception" Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Wait, is AI a bubble?" (Year 3)
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Men will understand instantly…
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2025 Classic: The "Quiet Quitting" (Year 4)
Why is the office so quiet? Because nobody actually works; we al...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2004 "RAZR & Gmail Invitations" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!