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Why did the lawyer reject the “Influencer”? He was afraid they would try to “collab” with the prosecution for more followers.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson03/19/2010 17:22WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/11/2008 02:38Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Total_Recall_Fan03/19/2000 02:55Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@He_Man_Power06/28/2003 05:06I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky01/19/2014 04:56One billion... laughs!

@PeanutButter_J04/19/2004 15:11It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Ultima_Online_V06/21/2011 04:04Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?