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2009 Archive: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market

The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips or a cookie.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar Hype, Justin Bieber Fever & Minecraft Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/23/2004 08:32To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@DotCom_Survivor06/30/1995 05:41I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Voodoo_3dfx03/25/2005 09:44The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Bam_Margera_Fan06/01/1995 04:00Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Transformers_OP01/01/2011 18:14Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Wayne_World_Ex03/02/1997 10:15Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@White_Goodman_G03/11/2009 23:14We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Badger_Badger_M12/10/2008 03:38Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Banner_Exchange09/05/2001 03:18Click my banner for more laughs!
@Viewer_Number_109/22/2011 06:11First! And it’s funny!

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