2018 Vintage: The “God’s Plan” Charity
Why was the Dad being so generous? Because Drake made “giving away money and groceries” cool, so Dad gave the neighbor an extra hot dog… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “God’s Plan” Charity
2017 Archive: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
The math teacher catching five students instantly because their fingers were rapidly swiping up, down, left, and right on their touchscreens to combine numbered tiles.… Read More »2017 Archive: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
2017 Classic: Get Out
Why were we all stirring our tea so carefully? Because Jordan Peele taught us that a silver spoon and a teacup were the scariest things… Read More »2017 Classic: Get Out
2016 Vintage: The Suicide Squad Soundtrack
Why was the traveler “Heathen”-ing? Because Twenty One Pilots told him to “take it slow,” which was good because the security line was 2 miles… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Suicide Squad Soundtrack
2016 Archive: The Sully Movie
“I landed the plane on the Hudson!” “You parked the minivan on the curb and hit a trash can. Not quite the same.” Part of the 52… Read More »2016 Archive: The Sully Movie
2015 Vintage: The “Blood Moon” Eclipse
Why did everyone stare at the sky in September? Because a red moon was the only thing in 2015 that was more dramatic than a… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Blood Moon” Eclipse
2015 Legacy: The “Stressed Out” Twenty One Pilots
My name’s Blurryface and I care what you think. 2015 is the year of “Anxiety-Pop.” Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch… Read More »2015 Legacy: The “Stressed Out” Twenty One Pilots
2014 Classic: The Frozen Sequel Rumors
“Let it go, let it go!” “I’m trying to let it go, Brenda, but you’re still bringing up the mistake I made in 2004 like it happened… Read More »2014 Classic: The Frozen Sequel Rumors
2014 Archive: The Lemon
I hope my new gadget isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: Nelson Mandela’s Death
Why was his memorial service the ultimate “Who’s Who” of 2013? Because it was the only event in history where Barack Obama and Raul Castro… Read More »2013 Archive: Nelson Mandela’s Death