2009 Legacy: The “Transformation” Death
Why did we stop using the word “Transformation”? Because after 8 years of war, we were “Transformed” enough and just wanted to go home. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Transformation” Death
2007 Archive: The Bipolar
“One minute I’m high, the next I’m low.” “That’s not a disorder, that’s just the stock market.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bipolar
2007 Legacy: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old gadgets. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Search for “Rootkits”
Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard Sony put “Music Spies” on her computer and she was ready for war. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The Search for “Rootkits”
2005 Legacy: The Google Talk Debut
Why was the screen buzzing? Because everyone was “G-Talking” instead of using the expensive desk phones. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Google Talk Debut
2005 Archive: The Oasis “Don’t Believe the Truth”
Why the return to form? For the Gallagher brothers finally stopping the fighting long enough to release a decent record. Part of the 40 Musician… Read More »2005 Archive: The Oasis “Don’t Believe the Truth”
2005 Classic: The Metal
I’m “hardened” by the office life. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Facebook Poke War
“We’ve been poking each other for three days!” “In 2004, that’s basically a marriage proposal.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Facebook Poke War
2003 Archive: The Northeast Blackout
Why did 50 million people lose power in August? Because a tree touched a power line in Ohio, proving that the U.S. grid was held… Read More »2003 Archive: The Northeast Blackout
2003 Archive: The Camera Phone Revolution
Why are the photos still so bad? Because we were using the Nokia 3650 (the one with the circular keypad), and the turkey looked like… Read More »2003 Archive: The Camera Phone Revolution