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2005 Classic: The Metal

 I’m “hardened” by the office life.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User07/11/2001 05:22Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@South_Park_Cartman07/06/1998 07:26Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Goonies_Never_D05/17/2013 16:13Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Top_Gun_Maverick07/04/2001 13:42I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Heathers_Winona06/06/1995 20:13Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Gaia_Online_Gold12/12/2007 02:31Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Web_2_0_Fan06/24/2004 00:56This is the future of humor!

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