2003 Archive: The Camera Phone Revolution
Why are the photos still so bad? Because we were using the Nokia 3650 (the one with the circular keypad), and the turkey looked like… Read More »2003 Archive: The Camera Phone Revolution
2002 Vintage: The Reality TV Final
“If I were on Survivor, I’d win.” “Honey, you cried because the Starbucks was closed. You wouldn’t last ten minutes.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Reality TV Final
2001 Classic: The Xbox Fan
One, but the bulb is huge and requires a giant controller. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey… Read More »2001 Classic: The Xbox Fan
2001 Vintage: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why Sting for “She Walks This Earth”? At this point, we should just rename this category “The Sting Invitational.” Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: Best Male Pop Vocal
2001 Classic: The “Hanging by a Moment” Lifehouse
The most played song of the year, which is ironic because I’ve already forgotten how it goes. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Hanging by a Moment” Lifehouse
2000 Legacy: The “Music” Madonna
Madonna is a cowgirl now. 2000 is the year we all decided that denim and rhinestones are “high fashion.” Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Music” Madonna
2000 Archive: The Battlefield Earth Hair
Why John Travolta? For a movie that was so bad it actually made people feel sorry for the aliens, the actors, and the theater seats… Read More »2000 Archive: The Battlefield Earth Hair
2000 Classic: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the bread was “locally sourced or just locally neglected.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Classic: The Restaurant
2000 Archive: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so large it has its own gravitational pull. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition… Read More »2000 Archive: The Suitcase
2000 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary carefully copying a baptismal record from slippery, curling fax paper onto regular paper before the purple ink fades away completely. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation