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2000 Archive: The Battlefield Earth Hair

Why John Travolta? For a movie that was so bad it actually made people feel sorry for the aliens, the actors, and the theater seats themselves.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes03/19/2000 17:30Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Forrest_Gump_8803/14/1995 15:32Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Korn_Follower12/18/1999 23:28Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Rage_Comic_Fan11/26/2003 17:36FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
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