The most played song of the year, which is ironic because I’ve already forgotten how it goes.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Letting this joke through the port.
Professional humor for professional people.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Go, go, go! More jokes!