1999 Classic: The Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Godzilla Marketing
Why was “Size Matters” the tagline? Because it was the only way to distract people from the fact that the plot was microscopic. Part of… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Godzilla Marketing
1997 Archive: Harry Potter
Why was the nephew reading at the table? Because a “little book about a wizard” had just come out in the UK, and he was… Read More »1997 Archive: Harry Potter
1997 Classic: The Disposable Camera Mission
The short-term mission team returning from their trip with thirty plastic disposable cameras, waiting two weeks for the local pharmacy to develop the glossy prints.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Disposable Camera Mission
1997 Archive: The Billy Crystal “Hanni-Billy” Entrance
Why did Billy Crystal arrive in a Hannibal Lecter mask? To show that hosting the Oscars is the only job where you’re expected to entertain… Read More »1997 Archive: The Billy Crystal “Hanni-Billy” Entrance
1996 Classic: The Greeting
My wife changed the answering machine message without telling me. Now I sound like a background singer in a smooth jazz band. Part of the… Read More »1996 Classic: The Greeting
1996 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why did “You Oughta Know” win? Because it contained more emotional trauma than an entire season of Oprah. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Legacy: Best Rock Song
1996 Vintage: The Reader’s Digest Condensed Library
A bathroom bookshelf packed with twenty years of miniature hardback books containing shortened versions of novels no one has ever read. Part of the 39… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Reader’s Digest Condensed Library