Why was “Size Matters” the tagline? Because it was the only way to distract people from the fact that the plot was microscopic.
Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
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33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!