Why did 50 million people lose power in August? Because a tree touched a power line in Ohio, proving that the U.S. grid was held together by hope, duct tape, and a lot of luck.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!