2000 Classic: The Restaurant

She asked the waiter if the bread was “locally sourced or just locally neglected.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"My mother in law suffers from acute diabetes and hay fever... I ...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

In 1997, the world was obsessed with the sinking of the Tita...read more »

The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hus...read more »

A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that reality TV ...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »

In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.read more »

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »

My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so mu...read more »

@Encarta_User10/01/2009 23:17I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@BBS_Sysop08/21/2003 23:10Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Napster_Leech01/02/2004 06:57Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Skate_Or_Die_9911/07/2015 19:33Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli01/16/2010 22:22That still only counts as one laugh!

@Project_Mayhem05/12/2005 20:34Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Ghostbusters_V02/04/2004 18:45Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/18/2009 09:50This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.