Why was the traveler “Heathen”-ing? Because Twenty One Pilots told him to “take it slow,” which was good because the security line was 2 miles long.
Part of the The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition
In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2020 “Year of the Great Staycation” Edition
In 2020, traveling became an extreme sport of searching for toile...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
The Beach Sand
The only souvenir that stays with you for three years.I went to t...read more »
The Souvenir Logic
Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition
In 2006, travel got a bit more "restricted" but also more "intera...read more »
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition
In 2004, travel was becoming "social" even before we had a name f...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Pharrell’s Hat” Edition
In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Passport Panic
The mini-heart attack every traveler knows by heart.That moment w...read more »
2025 Classic: The In-Flight Yoga
Why was the passenger upside down? Because the "AI Flight Wellne...read more »
The Jet Lag Curse
Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »
The Lost Luggage
Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!