“I landed the plane on the Hudson!” “You parked the minivan on the curb and hit a trash can. Not quite the same.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.