2014 Archive: The Lemon

I hope my new gadget isn’t a “lemon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Blue_Screen_Survivor04/01/2015 13:39At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Malware_Hunter04/04/1995 22:50Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Fight_Club_Member08/12/2014 10:08I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Bam_Margera_Fan11/08/2008 08:59Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Cow_And_Chicken04/27/1999 02:50Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!