Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the soup station.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!