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2020 Legacy: The “Social Distancing” Stick

Why did world leaders look like they were playing a game of tag? Because seeing the G7 leaders standing 6 feet apart made them look like they were all mad at each other for forgetting someone’s birthday.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/16/2001 05:19This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Lion_King_Simba07/24/2013 16:31Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club12/15/2007 01:35A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Shrek_Donkey01/08/2013 11:52And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@White_Goodman_G02/11/2008 20:26We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Ermahgerd_Girl07/30/2004 11:30ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Mocking_Sponge12/26/2008 14:01mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

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