2015 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the pastry-colored movie win again? Because making Tilda Swinton look 80 years old is the Academy’s favorite game. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2014 Classic: The Sin City
A Dame to Kill For: Why the wait? For a sequel that arrived 9 years too late, proving that green screens and noir can eventually… Read More »2014 Classic: The Sin City
2014 Classic: The “Chandelier” Sia Vocals
Why was the kid swinging from the patio umbrella? Because Sia told them to “swing from the chandelier,” and the umbrella was the closest thing… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Chandelier” Sia Vocals
2013 Classic: Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Why was Grandpa so confused by the dancing? Because after Miley’s performance, every teenager thought “twerking” was a valid way to celebrate a touchdown during… Read More »2013 Classic: Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
2013 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Adam Sandler? For That’s My Boy, proving that he doesn’t need to play his own sister to be the most annoying person on screen. Part… Read More »2012 Classic: Worst Actor
2012 Classic: The Cat Power “Sun”
Why the colorful hair? For Chan Marshall ditching the sadness for an electronic pop record that sounded like a new beginning. Part of the 42… Read More »2012 Classic: The Cat Power “Sun”
2012 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Modern Family? For making having three separate houses and one shared trophy look like the American dream. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2012 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
2012 Archive: The 50 Shades of Grey Reality
A woman buys a whip and some handcuffs. Her husband looks at her and says, “Does this mean you’ve finally found a way to make… Read More »2012 Archive: The 50 Shades of Grey Reality
2011 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark