2010 Archive: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Orange (End)
2010 Archive: The Andy Murray Tears
Why was Melbourne crying? Because Murray lost his second Grand Slam final and said, “I can cry like Roger, it’s just a shame I can’t… Read More »2010 Archive: The Andy Murray Tears
2010 Vintage: The Delete
I’m “erasing” the un-filtered truth. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Save
I’m “keeping” my favorite moments. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Classic: The Ida
2009 Archive: The Europe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Na’vi! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Europe
2009 Archive: Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress
Why was the fashion choice so confusing? Because after seeing Gaga, Mom spent the whole day worried that someone would try to wear the leftover… Read More »2009 Archive: Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress
2009 Vintage: The Facebook Poke
I poked her on Facebook. She poked me in real life. With a fork. Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille”… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Facebook Poke
2008 Archive: The Kardashians
Why was Kim crying over a lost earring in the ocean? Because in 2008, she taught us that “there’s people that are dying” is the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Kardashians
2008 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear out of my right ear.” “Stop holding your phone to see the stock ticker every 5 seconds.” Part of the 65 Doctor… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2