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2008 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear out of my right ear.” “Stop holding your phone to see the stock ticker every 5 seconds.”

Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/16/2009 20:59I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Ermahgerd_Girl03/08/2004 12:08ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@HotBot_User05/13/2013 13:15Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Spawn_Camper_J03/18/1996 03:51I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/04/2002 02:39My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Android_Bot_9905/31/2012 08:28Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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