2008 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear out of my right ear.” “Stop holding your phone to see the stock ticker every 5 seconds.” Part of the 65 Doctor… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Ear Exam 2
2007 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
Why did Pan’s Labyrinth win? Because building a giant underground world is easier than figuring out the plot of The Prestige. Part of the 41… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
2006 Vintage: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to the new platforms. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2006 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2005 Archive: Ray Charles’ Grand Finale
Why did Genius Loves Company win Album of the Year? Because when a legend passes away and leaves behind an album of duets, the Grammys… Read More »2005 Archive: Ray Charles’ Grand Finale
2003 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2003 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2003 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the bar chart “Glowing”? Because Office 2003 introduced “Bevels” and “Glow Effects” that made taxes look like a disco. Part of the 66… Read More »2003 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal
2002 Archive: The Flaming Lips “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots”
Why the karate? For a psychedelic adventure that made everyone fall in love with giant robots and bright melodies. Part of the 41 Musician &… Read More »2002 Archive: The Flaming Lips “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots”
2001 Classic: The iTunes Agreement
“I read the whole iTunes Terms and Conditions.” “And?” “I’m pretty sure I just traded my firstborn child for the ability to listen to ‘Lady Marmalade’ on… Read More »2001 Classic: The iTunes Agreement
2000 Classic: The Almost Famous Vibe
I want to be a “Band-Aid” and go on a tour bus, but I’m currently stuck in a cubicle with a leaking pen. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Almost Famous Vibe