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2003 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid03/12/2000 22:55Better than 16-bit graphics!
@SpiceGirls_Fan06/13/2005 22:15Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Spice_Girl_Posh08/18/2007 00:04Simply posh humor. I love it.
@WiFi_Zero_One11/20/2011 12:35Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@RoboCop_9001/30/2004 03:13Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Pedro_For_Pres03/08/2007 23:32Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Chain_Mail_Hater07/13/1998 08:29I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Llamas_With_Hats07/13/2005 05:31Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Anonymous_User07/24/1996 03:39We are many. We are laughing.

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