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2003 Archive: The Spreadsheet Goal

 Why was the bar chart “Glowing”? Because Office 2003 introduced “Bevels” and “Glow Effects” that made taxes look like a disco.

Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Addict_200009/08/1996 17:25My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@QuickTime_Viewer02/25/1997 02:54Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/14/2005 10:20Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Linkin_Park_Fan02/10/2014 05:56In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Bill_Nye_Fan11/25/2000 15:42Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Friday_Rebecca05/08/1997 19:42Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Scumbag_Steve_X12/06/2004 15:39Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Bad_Luck_Brian08/29/2013 12:12Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Excite_User_9703/16/1995 16:53This site is very exciting!

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