“I read the whole iTunes Terms and Conditions.” “And?” “I’m pretty sure I just traded my firstborn child for the ability to listen to ‘Lady Marmalade’ on repeat.”
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Super green! Hilarious!