Why was Melbourne crying? Because Murray lost his second Grand Slam final and said, “I can cry like Roger, it’s just a shame I can’t play like him.”
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>