I want to be a “Band-Aid” and go on a tour bus, but I’m currently stuck in a cubicle with a leaking pen.
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Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
RT if you think this is funny!