1999 Vintage: Napster (The Launch)
How did the 1999 monsters get their music? They didn’t buy CDs; they spent six hours downloading “Monster Mash” on a dial-up connection just to… Read More »1999 Vintage: Napster (The Launch)
1999 Classic: The Entrapment Laser Dance
Why Catherine Zeta-Jones? For a scene that made every security guard in 1999 reconsider their career choice and every viewer buy a laser pointer. Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Entrapment Laser Dance
1999 Classic: The “Third Way” Politics
Why were Clinton and Blair obsessed with the “Third Way”? Because it allowed them to act like Republicans on the economy and Democrats on social… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Third Way” Politics
1998 Classic: The Camera
She thinks digital cameras are “soul-stealers.” I told her she doesn’t have anything to worry about. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star… Read More »1998 Classic: The Camera
1997 Archive: The Tea
She drinks her tea with so much sugar, it’s basically a dessert with a side of judgment. Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tea
1996 Classic: The Eye Exam
“Read the bottom line,” the doctor said. I said, “It says ‘Printed in 1974’.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care &… Read More »1996 Classic: The Eye Exam
1996 Archive: Best Spoken Word Album
Why did Maya Angelou win? Because when she speaks, even the microphones feel smarter. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 1996 “Jagged Little Alanis… Read More »1996 Archive: Best Spoken Word Album
1995 Legacy: The Bulletins Guard Protocol
Standing at the main double doors at 8:00 AM sharp to guard a stack of freshly printed paper updates, ensuring that no family takes more… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Bulletins Guard Protocol
1995 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys
Why was America’s Team so smug? Because they had Deion Sanders, Emmitt Smith, and Troy Aikman, and their ego was larger than the state of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys