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1996 Classic: The Eye Exam

“Read the bottom line,” the doctor said. I said, “It says ‘Printed in 1974’.”

Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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