Why did the world gasp at a bunch of glowing dots? Because NASA proved that we can see the beginning of time 13 billion light-years away, while we still can’t see a way to lower the price of a dozen eggs.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2022 “Gas, Grief & Gavel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Plug and Play laughter!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
My followers need to see this!