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1999 Classic: The “Third Way” Politics

Why were Clinton and Blair obsessed with the “Third Way”? Because it allowed them to act like Republicans on the economy and Democrats on social issues, making sure they confused everyone equally.

Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja03/06/2002 04:30Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@Tamagotchi_Dad09/15/2006 22:10Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Vaporwave_Original04/04/2013 19:27Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Snake_Game_Pro11/13/2006 04:20I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Charmed_Ones11/14/2003 13:13The power of three... laughs!
@Voodoo_3dfx02/11/1997 11:29The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@G_I_Joe_Real04/15/2004 15:26And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Net_Neutrality11/14/2009 09:48Equality for all jokes!

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