1995 Classic: The Dallas Cowboys

Why was America’s Team so smug? Because they had Deion Sanders, Emmitt Smith, and Troy Aikman, and their ego was larger than the state of Texas.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@StreetFighter_Ken11/13/2006 05:57Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Toy_Story_Buzz02/06/2000 00:43To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Nice_Guy_Eddie10/02/2005 16:06Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Daria_Morg01/09/2003 10:13My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@BackToFuture_M01/03/1995 00:05Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Chocolate_Rain06/21/2002 15:20I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Flash_Game_Dev07/31/2000 17:56I should make a game about this joke.

@Last_Commenter12/25/2002 15:56Saving the best laugh for last!