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2017 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update

The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a short message about a fish fry can help anyone’s spiritual life.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9608/22/1999 19:09What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@ChatRoom_Queen10/29/2002 05:16A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules11/18/2011 02:47Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Bluetooth_Bot12/17/2015 15:16Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Tyler_Durden_Real07/26/2010 01:28Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@BackToFuture_M04/26/2003 07:29Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Top_Gun_Maverick03/04/2015 04:11I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/09/2011 17:34All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Protoss_Pylon09/14/2008 22:57You must construct additional laughs!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan07/12/2002 03:12OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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