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2008 Archive: The Kardashians

 Why was Kim crying over a lost earring in the ocean? Because in 2008, she taught us that “there’s people that are dying” is the only valid response to a billionaire’s minor inconvenience.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz07/15/1995 23:29The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/16/1998 11:08They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Voodoo_3dfx06/25/2003 00:02The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Cyber_Security_X06/24/1999 17:17Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/27/1999 03:17Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Beavis_Cornholio07/11/2005 05:27I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/14/2012 08:04Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Friday_Rebecca06/20/1999 20:04Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Clans_Leader_9903/24/2003 18:52Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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