2018 Classic: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did Alexandre Desplat win? Because he gave the fish-man a flute theme that made us all want to move to the ocean. Part of… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2018 Legacy: The Death of John McCain
Why was his funeral a political statement? Because it was the only time in 2018 that Democrats and Republicans sat in the same room to… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Death of John McCain
2018 Vintage: The “Sad!” XXXTentacion
2018 is the year the “SoundCloud Rap” era reached the mainstream. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a… Read More »2017 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update
2016 Legacy: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
The popular kids looking panicked because a new algorithm shift forced them to completely rethink how their hallway squad photos looked on their profile feeds.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Instagram Grid Aesthetic
2016 Legacy: The Hollywood Vampires
Why was Johnny Depp there? To prove that if you’re a famous actor, you can eventually live out your dream of being in a loud… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Hollywood Vampires
2016 Legacy: The Lemon
I hope this update isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Pokémon Catch
I caught a Pokémon in the operating room. The surgeon said, “Hey, that’s mine! I’ve been hunting it all morning!” Part of the 69 Doctor… Read More »2016 Archive: The Pokémon Catch
2015 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the pastry-colored movie win again? Because making Tilda Swinton look 80 years old is the Academy’s favorite game. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win